Household tips for every wife!

  1. Love your man!
  2. If you want to keep him ripe and hot pamper him.
  3. Don’t ever drop his ego in vinegar.
  4. Use a touch of chutney or if needing something sweeter, substitute it for 25ml of apricot jam with a touch of honey to your voice when praising him.
  5. To get rid of the smell of fish, sweat or other manly scents? offer (not to boil) but to pamper him in a bath of sweetly manly scented water.
  6. To prevent candles from dripping, put them in the fridge for 48 hours before using.
  7. Too much salt in your tone? Adjust with a peeled potato and place whole in your mouth until your attitude subsides!
  8. A small amount of scented or relaxing oil on a your hands and a good massage will change any grumpy man, unreasonable man, to a purring kitten!
  9. If you have blood stains on your clothing, run like hell!
  10. Soaking in lukewarm water and ammonia will not get you the ’jail-free card!’
  11. When irritated as a result of impossible children, impossible husband and just the humdrum of everyday life pamper yourself with a fragrant bath, candle-light and earplugs (vital) so that you can ignore all the screams!
  12. Use drinking coke to remove burnt stains from pots. Let it stand for an hour and the stain can be easily cleaned off. (Left this valuable piece of advice in for all the cooks out there that have my problem!) When my husband prayed for a wife he forgot to mention a ‘good cook!!!!’

Although I am from Africa I now reside in the U.K. with my family. I started my career as a teacher and have taught children in Primary and Secondary schools. I had a business, teaching computer skills to students of all ages. My company gave me invaluable experience in dealing with a diverse range of cultures. Our entire aim was that we taught our pupils the necessary skills and literacy but that they had fun learning!

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